How To Know You Truly Are At A Redneck Demolition Derby:

1- You can't tell the difference between men and women because they all have the same hair cut.

2- Men and Women both are wearing Daisy Duke cut off jeans.

3- The Pregnant women use their "bellies" as a place for setting their pitcher of Budweiser while they use their other hand for smoking.

4- By the end the men have lost their voices from yelling profanities at car #23 because he hit "T-Bone" instead of "Gravedigger"

5- By the end the women have lost their voices from yelling profanities at their children because they aren't taking care of the baby.

6- As you enter the derby their are 2 men in a fist fight rolling around on the ground and everybody coming in just steps over them while the police are watching in the background eating their snowcones.

7- Parents don't worry about their children wondering off because they have written their cell phone number in permant marker on their arms. ( No need to memorize your your number when you have a sharpie)

8- Baby strollers are used strictly for carrying hot dogs, burgers, beer, and cowboy hats.

9- You consider a breath of fresh air a whiff of the BO.

10- You truly know you are at a Redneck Demolition Derby when you look up into the crowd and see the whole Brown Family babies and all sitting front and center cheering at every flipped over car, smoking engine, and big hit.

We went to the rockin 4th up in Ogden on Friday. It really was fun and very interesting. I really hope that my little list ins't offensive. I did exaggerate just
a little but not too much. Hope you all had a great 4th!